Yo, Earth Dawgs, This is Elvis, coming to y’all live from way, way outta space. Some of y’all have asked what the name of our spacecraft is. Like, do we call it something like the Enterprise or the Millennial Fountain? No, we just call it the ship. It has a symbol to identify it, which now that I think about it looks kind of like a Slinky walking down a really steep mountain. So maybe we should call our ship the Himalayan Slinky. I think it’s funny that you guys name your boats and planes, …
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This is the personal blog of the extraterrestrial called Elvis from the book Second Coming.
Elvis’s Blog #1
Yo, Earthdawgs, This is Elvis, coming to you from outer space, where Larry and I are rocking out to all the CDs I bought at Crooked Beat before we left D.C. We are also watching the movies I bought at Blockbuster. This brings me to my current favorite flip, INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS with Kevin McCarthy and Dana Winter. If you haven’t seen it, Kevin and Dana star as two earth people trying to fight off an invasion of aliens who are trying to take over the planet by pods. The aliens put …
Elvis’s Blog #3
Hey, dudes, wassup? Elvis here, coming to you from our ship, which is just about to pass Pluto. Pluto is my favorite planet in your galaxy because it is named after a dog, and I LOVE DOGS!! Some of my favorite Earth beings are dogs. Larry is giving me static because he says Pluto isn’t really a planet, and it’s not named for the dog Pluto. He be all like, “Dog, you all damp!” And I be like, “I don’t care. I like my story better.” In case you are worried about little Getlo, my dog, you can …
Elvis’s Blog #2
Earth Dudes, Elvis here. I thought I’d better write again right away because so many of you were worried about Saturn’s moons after my last postal. So I’m writing now to tell all of y’all to chill. We would never hit a moon. I was just pushing your legs. Larry says that I couldn’t hit the broad side of a marmaltyxsorumpus, which is a very big animal that lives in the Honn galaxy. It is about the size of a Taco Bell. Maybe y’all are wondering how I’m communicating with you. I fixed our …
Elvis’s Blog #1
Wassup, Homeboys and Homegirls? This is Elvis, coming to you from space, where we are burning up the rubber to get back to our own pad in our own galaxy. We left in a hurry, so we were not able to say goodbye to everybody, and thank you. We could not fit all the presents you sent on board our ship, but I am sure the people at the Salvation Army will be very excited to see what we left in their box, especially the Elvis Presley dog costume. Little Getlo killed it in her Elvis Presley dog …